When we got the invitation from crazy ass Kenny that he wanted us to host for his party down in Miami for spring break, we were ecstatic! 

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Kenny: "Aye, I was giving yall a call to let you know I'm about to throw the biggest and I mean the baddest motherf**king party in Miami so I'mma need yall to slide on down with yo boy and help me turn up yah dig?"

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Everyone loud over speaker phone.

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Simtainment Crew: "Hell yeah!"

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Liljenredd: "You know we got you, Kenny."

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Pixxelrella: "All day salsa boo."

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Kenny: "That's what's up...and where that freaky ass Moe at?"

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Monique: 😂 "I'm right here." 

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Kenny: "Make sure you bring them freaky ass lyrics nah...they gonna be making babies by the time they leave the party yah dig?"🤣

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Monique: "I got you ol silly ass."

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Kenny: "I'm for real..alright well I'll see ya'll down in Miami then..let's turn the f**k up!"

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Jennifer: (laughing) "We will be there bro...see you soon, bye."

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Jennifer hangs up the phone. We immediately start planning the trip to Miami as it is a week away. Pixxelrella booked the flight and reserved the rooms. Jennifer made an executive decision to go a day early so that we could rehearse for the event and at least explore the city.  And so the count down began! 

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Today is the day! We landed in Miami babe!😎 The day has finally arrived. It felt like the longest week of our lives waiting to finally get away from our busy life to have some fun in the sun! 😝 The girls and I arrived without Lou, a day earlier; he decided to come the day of the event instead. 

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Monique: "Well, I hope he brings his "A" game."😒

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Jennifer: "He will. Trust me."🤤 

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Pixxelrella: "Oh you would know, huh?"🤨

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Penny: "You been giving him private rehearsals?" 👀

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Jennifer: "Uh noo...what's so hard about hosting? And what are ya'll getting at?" 🙄

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Pixxelrella: "Nothing. Like Moe said, he better bring it since his ass ain't here."😣

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Monique: "Damn right or he gonna be hosting in the audience."😑

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We checked into our hotel suite and ventured out into the city. South Beach is so beautiful! The scenery was so glamorous and they had celebrity-chef eateries everywhere. The chain stores and indie fashion shops that lined the shopping strip of the Lincoln Road Mall was BOMB.COM!🤩😍

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Pixxelrella: (Excited) "B**ch we need to come to Miami more often. They have all the good sh*t."

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Jennifer: "Yes hunty! I gotta get cute for tomorrow cuz it's gonna be a lot of men at the fest okurr!" 😆

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Monique: "Only one according to you with his late ass."🙄

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Jennifer: "Excuse me?..."

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Pixxelrella: "Girl, Moe just messing with you..come on I think this will be cute on you."🤨

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Jennifer: 😒

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Penny: 😐

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We proceeded with our day shopping and exploring Miami. Kenny and his entourage were staying in a hotel nearby but we weren't linking up with them until the next day. But before we knew it, time had flown by so fast it was night!😪 So me and the girls went to this nice fancy restaurant called Ferraro's Kitchen that was a few minutes from the beach. And I must say...the food was very delicious alongside wine pairing and I'm not a big wine fan😕 but this place was spot on. After a few hours, we went back to our hotel suite and ended up calling it a night after getting lit 😂 smh; it doesn't even matter the occasion. That night, Pixxelrella, Penny & I definitely had too much to drink because we did not budge at all the next morning. And I think Jennifer was happy too because her ass magically disappeared🤨...somehow she ended up in a skimpy bikini by the poolside waiting on her new "bestie" Louie [since when?🙄] but we ain't no fool; at least I'm no dummy...something going on between them two that's why she been acting weird on this entire trip defending him😒. 

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Jennifer: (Excited) "Oh my goodness, Louie you made it!"🤩

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Jumps into his arms. Louie is taken aback a bit.

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Louie: (Broken-english) "Ugh..Jen...you okay?. You seem to be extremely happy."🤔

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Jennifer: (Slightly embarrassed) "I'm sorry...I just...Iet me help you with your things."😌

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Louie: (Laugh nervously) "No, I got it. Thanks."😅

 

Shaking his head as he enters the hotel suite waking everyone else up.

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Louie: "Hey, ladies I made it."

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Pixxelrella: "Bout time you got your ass here."

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Everyone slowly getting out of bed.

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Monique: "You should've stayed where the hell you was if you ask me."😑

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Louie: (Laughing slightly) "Really, Moe?🤨

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Louie places his luggage down near the bathroom entrance way by the counter top as Jennifer walks into the room.

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Jennifer: "Yeah, really Moe?"🙄

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Monique: "Oh so you the help now? Walking in here with your swimsuit on...so I guess you been giving him CPR and sh*t?"😒

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Penny: "I want some lessons!" 🤪

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Pixxelrella:😂

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Jennifer: "Girl...whatever...ain't nothing happening...so you need to stop tripping..."😑

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Louie looks surprised as to what's going on.

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Louie: "Well, I uhh...will leave you ladies to handle whatever you got going on...I'm ma go grab something to eat."😳

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Penny: "Bring me back an apple please."😁

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Jennifer, Monique & Pixxelrella: "A apple?!"😲

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Penny: "What? I love apples."😄

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Boy I swear Penny say the funniest things out of nowhere...you can't make this sh*t up LOL 🤣...so Louie ends up leaving to grab breakfast because it was getting too damn hot 👏 in the kitchen with the conversation I was about to have with Jennifer. But I went ahead and let it ride and decided to not even worry about it because she's just going to deny the truth anyway 🙄. She had some friends in town that she was linking up with so that made it even better.✌️

 

Penny: "Moe, what's wrong?"

 

Monique: "Ain't nothing wrong. Jen know she want that visa d*ck. I don't know why she trying to front🙄.  Like...bish you prancing around early in the morning wearing a swimsuit 👀...and his ass look like dumb and dumber."😑

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Penny & Pixxelrella : 🤣

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Pixxelrella: "Well, it's apparent something is in the air for sure. But one thing I do know is...we suppose to be hanging out---"

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Penny: "With Jen right? But she left us. Such a bad friend."😆

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Pixxelrella: 😂" That wasn't what I was about to say but...yeah you took the words out right of my mouth."

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Monique: "At this point, I don't even care. She can do whatever the hell she wanna do. All I know is...she better be at rehearsal, PERIODT. 👏 Her and her non-talking having ass boyfriend."😒

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Pixxelrella: "But still Moe...we already had plans and she changed them for whoever she hanging out with now. And that's unfair to us."

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I politely got up from the bed throwing up the deuces, leaving them both to talk among-st each other.

 

Pixxelrella: "Really, b**ch? So...you just gonna walk away..."🤨

 

Penny: 😶 

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Don't get me wrong, Pixxelrella was right but at that point I was over the entire Louie and Jennifer 

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